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I'm truly single and looking...just trying to do my part in increasing the entropy of the Universe...did the e-Harmony thing, but despite my nearly magical charm, I found most of the women I chatted with weren't exactly thrilled with the idea that I might look as good, or God forbid better, in heels and a tight dress than she does!
By day I'm a french professional guy, but on the occasional evening and weekends I enjoy exploring my gift of "gender flux" and ~poof~
Being a connoisseur of fine wine and tasty ales, my diet knowingly includes far more alcohol than recommended by the Surgeon General and I have to exercise particular caution when walking near open flames! But screw it, besides, Lord knows I need something to dillute all the caffeine and nicotine, right?
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